Buttonhead - Petrol parking lot, Antwerpen
The Archetypes - Café De La Campine, Antwerpen
Miguel Horatio Sosa - Bar King Kong, Antwerpen
Made For Chickens By Robots - Envers-Swa, Antwerpen
The Men From Black Europa - Charlatan, Gent
Iggy & The Stooges - Lokerse Feesten, Lokeren
Parenthetical Girls - Trix, Antwerpen
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[ 2010.02.24 ] Will you still feed me?
Having thoroughly enjoyed their passage at CC De Mol, I went to check out the Crab Four a second time at De Singer. The setlist was identical to that of the week before, so there were few surprises. The venue has a more informal feel than De Mol, though, which translated itself into a more abundant audience. One of these abundant people hadn't entirely grasped the concept of the show, however: he walked up to the stage just as the guys were starting "Good Night" and asked them if they could play "When I'm Sixty-Four". Wrong album, dude!

Because of the smaller venue, I was also able to get a closer look at the laptops on the stage -- as I mentioned in my previous post, I was curious as to why they needed three of them. I know now that the two that have the screens facing the audience are one Mac and one Windows PC, but that both of them are running Propellerheads Reason. This means that Auto-Tune must be running on the one not facing the crowd, which I guess was actually to be expected. Make sure to tune in again next week, when we'll reveal the well-kept secret behind Stoffel's seemingly impeccable sense of rhythm and explain the real reason why Sjoerd uses Helder's guitar during "Julia"!


[ 2010.02.10 ] Maarten m'n dier
Last Saturday, CC De Mol in Lier hosted the world premiere of the Crab Four's new tour. For those not yet in the know, the Crab Four are a quintet (cheeky bastards!), consisting of Pascal 'John' Deweze, Helder 'Paul' Deploige, Sjoerd 'Sjors' Bruyl, Stoffel 'Ringo' Verlackt and newcomer Arne 'Yoko' Leurentop. Arne was a complete stranger to me before this gig, but no doubt he will soon be propelled into superstardom and gain the admiration of fans worldwide, just like the real Yoko! Stoffel replaces former drummer Gino 'Ringo' Geudens, who is missing and presumed exploded. If you've seen him, please contact your local police.

Where previous Crab Four shows focused more on the older Beatles repertoire, this tour sees the band performing the fabled "white album" integrally. Despite its name, the white album is a dark brown behemoth with no less than thirty songs, spanning a bewildering array of chocolatey flavors ranging from syrupy ballads to heavy rock 'n roll and everything in between. Covering this album is a bold undertaking -- one that could easily turn into sacrilege -- but the guys pulled it off beautifully. They had to drag in a truckload of gear to do it, but each song was lovingly reproduced with the appropriate guitar sounds, the right backing vocals, the works! The band also treated us to some things we don't often get to see, such as Sjoerd on mandolin, Pascal on piano and even accordion, or Stoffel on lead vocals. I'm curious about why they needed no less than three laptops on the stage, though. Maybe just one isn't powerful enough to run Auto-Tune for five people simultaneously?

One of the poopier moments of the gig was the carefully orchestrated rendition of "Revolution 9". This prompted a few of the more conservative members of the audience to walk out, unimpressed by how faithfully the band managed to reproduce this epic song and probably thinking to themselves that the real Beatles would never have made such a ghastly racket. These people missed the finale of the show, an excellent a capella rendition of "Good Night", and it serves them right. There's a very real chance that I'll never get to see the real Beatles perform these songs, but this was a worthy substitute.


[ 2010.02.05 ] Alas, Descartes!
The Strumpets have officially released their eagerly anticipated debut album on Jezus Factory, and to celebrate this historical event the band played a gig at Vertigo last week. You don't become the saviours of pop music by milking your own work until it's dry, though. Hence, their eyes set firmly on the future, the guys played a set that contained more new material than songs off the album. They also did not offer copies of the album on sale. As for the gig itself, the band sounded as brown as ever. Miguel even brought his Moog for that little extra dash of chocolate flavour on one of the songs. Finer pop music is not to be enjoyed anywhere in the Cartesian coordinate space!

[ 2010.01.31 ] Cold lookin' for that hero
Channel Zero are back, and how! They're proving to be a god damn money machine: metalheads go in on one side, and cash comes out on the other. You probably know that they managed to sell out the AB six times; if you weren't there you might not know that the AB also sold commemorative Channel Zero bar coins, and that the merch booth accepted credit cards. If this were most other bands, I would be appalled at their unashamed efforts to milk me for all I've got. The thing, however, is this: the show rocked harder than a boat sailed by a blind, three-legged elephant.

The band's line-up was 25% different from what it used to be: original guitarist Xavier Carion developed an ear trauma and had to be replaced by Mikey Doling (of Soulfly fame). The setlist focused mostly on the albums "Unsafe" and "Black Fuel", starting with "Black Fuel" itself and ending with "Man On The Edge". They also played a few songs off the older albums, including "No Light (At The End Of Their Tunnel)". For these songs, the band were joined by Marcel Coenen on lead guitar. Before this gig Marcel was a complete stranger to me, but hot damn. As of know he shall be known as The Marcel From Hell!

The show was almost flawless from start to finish, with the exception of a long awkward silence before "Help" and the inclusion of their new song, "Black Flowers", which is nowhere near as awesome as the old stuff. Mikey is going to have to crank out with some better riffs (or take lessons from the Marcel) if the band wants to continue on their current level of brownness. Let's hope they're up to the challenge!


[ 2010.01.26 ] Om Eye God
We travelled into foreign lands last Friday to see Om perform at 013. Upon our arrival, we witnessed a strange creature sitting on the stage. It had brown skin, was covered in irregular patches of long, bristly hair, and its larynx cast forth noises reminiscent of a fakir flute. The creature later also joined Om on the stage, to play tambourine as well as the occasional guitar and keyboard.

Om's set took place in a very relaxed atmosphere -- so much so, in fact, that it could be mistaken for complete disinterest from both the band and the audience. The band called it quits after no more than 40 minutes or so, and were given only a very brief applause. Then followed a few minutes of silence, which I guess was the time it took for the Dutch potheads to realize that the show was over, and only then came a proper round of applause prompting the band to come back for an encore. Despite the peculiar atmosphere and the fact that the hairy beast was the only member of the band that had any stage presence at all, however, I found the show to be well-played and perfectly enjoyable. A good thing, hence, that the encore was almost as long as the main part of the show!


[ 2010.01.23 ] The mighty Megazord
Philip Metten, best known for his work on Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, teamed up with Tim Vanhamel to create a performance titled "Powerhouse". It was, err, performed last Sunday afternoon at M HKA in the context of "Art's Birthday", an event which took place because in 1963 some pretentious wanker decided to declare his own birthday (January 17th) to be the "birthday of the arts". Not to be outdone, I hereby declare October 11th to be the "birthday of the arse"!

But we digress. Metten designed a backdrop for the stage as well as a costume for Tim, which was in fact the main attraction. It consisted of a sort of poncho adorned with reflective strips, a big robot head mask thing and a big claw. An iPod touch was embedded in the claw's arm, and Tim used it to trigger and manipulate various sounds. The noises were pretty abstract and random at first, but gradually developed into somewhat of a menacing drone. Meanwhile, Tim danced, crawled and slithered around on and off the stage. The room was lit by a single strobe light (not counting the faint colored glows from Metten's contraptions), whose frequency increased as the tension in the soundscape built up. Cool stuff!


[ 2010.01.18 ] Scaramouche
The last days of 2009 had a few particularly poopy gigs in store. First of all, the Archetypes played one of their finest shows yet at La Campine. By the light of the Christmas tree, Miguel, Jeroen and Elko dished out equal parts jazz, doom, afrobeat and trash metal. It was pretty awesome, but by all means don't take my word for it! Videos of the gig have found their way onto the interwebs, so bask in the brownness, if you dare!

I also caught Tip Toe Topic at Wintervuur, a festival of sorts on Linkeroever. The band played in a leaky tent in front of a reasonably big crowd (by TTT standards). The set list included classic hit singles such as "Hound Dog" and "Electric Ant", but the guys have also amassed quite a bit of new material since the release of their debut album. Elko seemed to be in a good mood that night, resulting in a playful show which was sometimes a bit sloppy but always fun!

Finally, Sukilove played at Bar Mondial on the 30th. They had to compete for spectators with the Rudy Trouvé Septet, who played Wintervuur that same night, but thankfully the bar was reasonably filled. There were quite a few issues with the sound (dropouts, feedback and the likes), but the guys made the best of it and put on an enjoyable show. The setlist was good but unsurprising: lots of stuff off "Static Moves" sprinkled with a handful of older tunes. The latter included "Sun Sun Sun", which Pascal had to play on electric guitar because his acoustic was at Strings & Things for repairs, and those fuckers take weeks. Pascal's words, not mine! I hope the Strings & Things staff don't read this website, or Pascal might get in trouble. Sorry Pascal, but the people have a a right to know! But I digress. Near the end of the set, Pascal suggested that perhaps they could play "Paradise By The Dashboard Light" or "Bohemian Rhapsody", because someone in the crowd thought they should keep playing for at least another half hour. Unfortunately, Pascal's suggestion was not followed up on. I take comfort in the knowledge that the Rudy Trouvé Septet didn't play "Bohemian Rhapsody" either.


[ 2010.01.05 ] Another year down the drain
Hopefully the past holidays haven't done you any permanent gastro-intestinal damage. Personally I could use a few days off to recuperate, but apart from that I'll live. Remember that you can still download my latest and greatest Christmas single, Jingle Hell, if you haven't already. I have a few more pictures from last year that I'll post Real Soon Now, and in the meantime I also want to share the traditional lists of my favorite gigs and album releases of the past year:

Album
1 :: Flat Earth Society - Answer Songs
2 :: OOIOO - Armonico Hewa
3 :: Creature With The Atom Brain - Transylvania
4 :: Koenjihyakkei - Nivraym
5 :: I Love Sarah - Isle Of Sarah
6 :: Master Musicians Of Bukkake - Totem One
7 :: Sir Richard Bishop - The Freak Of Araby
8 :: Messer Für Frau Müller - Wake Up The Dead
9 :: Sukilove - Static Moves
10 ::Them Crooked Vultures - Them Crooked Vultures

Gig
1 :: 2009.12.10 - Melvins, De Kreun
2 :: 2009.07.17 - Master Musicians Of Bukkake, Scheld'apen
3 :: 2009.10.28 - Flat Earth Society, De Singer
4 :: 2009.04.09 - Strumpets, Bab Mansour
5 :: 2009.03.28 - Creature with the Atom Brain, Novonov
6 :: 2009.11.29 - Hank and Lily, Video
7 :: 2009.02.18 - Helder, BAFF
8 :: 2009.08.21 - Sukilove, Pukkelpop
9 :: 2009.02.12 - Mauro Solo, Candelaershuys
10 :: 2009.10.21 - Sunn O))), AB Box

Of course, all this is just my opinion, and as you know, opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one, and I love it when people rub theirs in my face -- so knock yourselves out!